Hot Dogs or Haute Dogs, You Decide - No. 147

They go from tailgate to ball game to dinner party with just a few wardrobe changes.

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MAYBE IT WAS MY WRITING ABOUT SMASH BURGERS in July, but I just got a call from Hot Dogs:

Me: Hello?

Hot Dogs: How come you never give us any mention in your newsletter?

Me: Don’t get defensive.

Hot Dogs: No Smashed Dog recipe. No Hot Dog Week. If it weren’t for football and baseball, we’d feel unloved.

Me: I’ll get on it. Nothing I like better …